Over the last 2 years or so (really 19 years, but I digress), I have been trained by Schnauzers on how to be the perfect mom for this breed. I have learned and mastered several "tricks" and many other things I have come to love so much. Which are:
- Throwing a toy down the hall while blow-drying my hair.
- Fetching toys from under various pieces of furniture.
- Learning the meaning of various whines and barks so that I don't have to look up to see what is going on.
- Feeding at exactly 6:30am and 6:30pm. Any later and things get out of hand.
- Throwing the toy each and every time it is brought to me, no matter how sleepy/busy i am.
Things I love more than life:
- The smell of a musty beard after playing all day
- "Frito" feet
- Sleeping on their backs with legs in the air
- A deep sigh before falling asleep
- "Hugs"
- Chocolate Gumdrop Eyes
1 comment:
Yay! A new post! I agree with you on everything - especially the eating at the same exact time in the morning and at night. The girls throw up yellow bile if I am even 5 minutes late with their food! Ick! Craziness.
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