You Might Be 9 Months Pregnant When...

• Someone asks you how long you have, and when you say 3 weeks they say "Looks like 3 hours!"
• You are asked if it's triplets.
• You sneeze, and pee a little.
• You laugh, and pee a little.
• You think too hard, and pee a little.
• People just plain stare at you.
• People leap out of your way in line at Starbucks.
• The checker at Target looks concerned and asks "is that too heavy?" when you are putting the laundry detergent in the cart.
• You are pretty sure your coworkers are staring at you because they think your water is about to break.
• You can't sleep because your hips are hurting.
• You can't put toe nail polish on (oh darn! Pedi time!!)
• You haven't seen your feet in months.
• You have one pair of shoes that still fits. They are black and white. This makes getting dressed an extra challenge.
• You hear someone say "woah" when you walk into a meeting.
• People leap out of your way in Target so you can go past them.

Other ways you know you are 9 months pregant:

• You feel your baby move and you smile instantly.
• You are nesting. "Dust?! WHERE!?"
• You already have a car seat with blanket and sleep sheep in the car.
• You want to decorate for Christmas NOW so you don't miss your chance before he gets here.
• You look at your husband and love him more every day because he not only gave you this gift of a new life, but you really hope your son looks just like him and has his laugh.