Monday Magazines!

Last week, I took a break because the magazines didn't seem very updated on any of the shelves. Hopefully now this will be fresh!

I am tellin' ya - they are all over Jen this week about this "baby."
First we have US Weekly:

I didn't even know she was a smoker, but still - stopping is a good thing whether she is preggo or not. I have to admit, after 3+ weeks of these baby rumors, I am starting to wonder (and get a little excited?!) but until then, just let her be happy with her man!
Also: Kim K - no ma'm with that headpiece.

Of course Life & Style has to keep up with the Jen Baby Brigade:

WAIT A COTTON PICKIN' MINUTE! Twins? So first she is pregnant and now it's with twins? Can we not get a new photo other than the unfortunate willowy purple shirt one?
Also: Bachelorette Baby too? Don't drink the water girls...

Now on to a story I am not all that shocked about:

 

Well, maybe the married part is over the top - but the fact that they are boinking isn't a surprise at all. As much as I love Sandra, I think Ryan could do a little better - younger and all.
Also: We can't leave out Jen's baby news. If Katy Perry really IS getting a divorce, who is really all that shocked?

Ok this is crazy town:

Who would STEAL Skelator? Is he hung like a Mexican Donkey? What's with the hot models and actresses waging war over this guy?
Also: JWow's surgery - when will this Jersey Shore crap end?

Lastly, and looks like least:

Woah woah. I have tasted some of the baby food in this house. As badly as I want to lose the 10 pounds I gained after going back to work, I would never be able to live on baby food. It's not that good... I also don't have the stamina to work out at midnight. If I am awake that late, I am drinking wine. (or eating ice cream)
Also: Brad has a mystery woman? 'bout time!

I intentionally left out any comments on the Real Housewives Suicide that is on the cover of each of these. Suicide is devastating, no matter if you are a "celebrity" or not. I don't think it belongs in these magazines. I am unsure of how I feel about the upcoming season of the show and I can only hope they touch on this gracefully because his family is really hurting and confused right now. 

To celebrate this extra day off Holiday, we are going to a BBQ at a friends house and getting tanked. How about you?