Monday, September 12, 2011

Monday Magazines

Man, what a weekend. Between football and the 9/11 remembrance, I am beat. Now it's Monday and I am slugging a Pumpkin Spice Latte and trying to stay awake at my desk. Let's enjoy some gossip, shall we?

Oh man, all new stuff! This should be fun!

First - In Style


About time we got off of Jennifer Anniston's ass about a baby and moved on to Angelina. First off, she has always been skinny as a rail. I remember her next to a helicopter or something some years back and how she was too skinny. What's the real news here?
Also: Leave Taylor from Real Housewives ALONE. NOT OK to talk about her being skinny because she is sad. Who wouldn't stop eating out of sorrow or shock? Hell I lost 10 pounds after hurricane Ike  because I was so freaked out. This is way more serious of a situation.

Next up, Us Weekly:
I'm not gonna lie - I thought that was Lindsey Lohan on the cover at first and my reaction was "WTF?!" Even so, JLo doesn't really do it for me.
Also: I doubt Joe wants Taylor back. She wrote a song about him. She messed around with John friggin Mayor. Moving on....

In Touch (my guilty pleasure)
Seriously? You have NO M-O-N-E-Y. A wedding? I love this show but I have been against her this season because she is in serious denial.
Also: Again - give Taylor a break.

How about some People Magazine?
No. No her kids will not be ok.
Also: Why is Eva Mends slumming with Ryan Gosling? Just because he got all ripped for that movie doesn't mean he is hot. Not my type I guess.

Now we see why Jennifer got a rest this week... OK! Magazine:
Now it's Sandra's turn for crazy rumors!
Also: There is nothing redeemable about Kate Gosselin whatsoever. I don't care if she is broke.
Why did Jlo and Marc split? I would like to know why they were together in the first place!!

I hate Sexy Bikini Bodies issues. At least I didn't burst into tears while trying on clothes in the dressing room this week. Making progress...


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2 comments:

Donald said...

Okay... the InStyle photo of Angelina is photoshopped. The sleeve is hanging really oddly for her arm's supposed shapes/size, it's not in proportion to her forearm, and her neck is just all kinds of wrong. It's screaming photoshop. Ugh.

J-Lo doesn't have fashion tips - she has people dress her. You think she really goes shopping? :P

Over Teresa.

F Kate Goslin - she can't complain about her TLC gravy train ending - she should have set some of the money aside. Her poor kids deserve a better mother.

HAHAHAHA @ "I want to know why they were together." Who leaves Ben Affleck's hot ass for Skeletor? IGNANT!

Chloe said...

Oh, how I love this!
My favorite is the last magazine's comment!
Poor Jennifer Aniston and Sandra Bullock!