Monday Magazines

Man, what a weekend. Between football and the 9/11 remembrance, I am beat. Now it's Monday and I am slugging a Pumpkin Spice Latte and trying to stay awake at my desk. Let's enjoy some gossip, shall we?

Oh man, all new stuff! This should be fun!

First - In Style

About time we got off of Jennifer Anniston's ass about a baby and moved on to Angelina. First off, she has always been skinny as a rail. I remember her next to a helicopter or something some years back and how she was too skinny. What's the real news here?
Also: Leave Taylor from Real Housewives ALONE. NOT OK to talk about her being skinny because she is sad. Who wouldn't stop eating out of sorrow or shock? Hell I lost 10 pounds after hurricane Ike  because I was so freaked out. This is way more serious of a situation.

Next up, Us Weekly:

I'm not gonna lie - I thought that was Lindsey Lohan on the cover at first and my reaction was "WTF?!" Even so, JLo doesn't really do it for me.
Also: I doubt Joe wants Taylor back. She wrote a song about him. She messed around with John friggin Mayor. Moving on....

In Touch (my guilty pleasure)

Seriously? You have NO M-O-N-E-Y. A wedding? I love this show but I have been against her this season because she is in serious denial.
Also: Again - give Taylor a break.

How about some People Magazine?

No. No her kids will not be ok.
Also: Why is Eva Mends slumming with Ryan Gosling? Just because he got all ripped for that movie doesn't mean he is hot. Not my type I guess.

Now we see why Jennifer got a rest this week... OK! Magazine:

Now it's Sandra's turn for crazy rumors!
Also: There is nothing redeemable about Kate Gosselin whatsoever. I don't care if she is broke.
Why did Jlo and Marc split? I would like to know why they were together in the first place!!

I hate Sexy Bikini Bodies issues. At least I didn't burst into tears while trying on clothes in the dressing room this week. Making progress...