Monday, September 19, 2011

Monday Magazines!

Ah, Monday. Such a love/hate relationship with Mondays...
But here is something to cheer you up a bit...

A GIVEAWAY! Today is the LAST DAY and I will announce a winner tomorrow! HURRY!

Now on to Monday Magazines!

I was an avid fan of Girls Next Door and I have watched Kendra's spin off. She isn't really in the news very often and the fact that she is on the cover makes me wonder how much truth there is to this. Depression I could understand since she travels with her husband and he has had a rough career lately in the NFL. I thought the last headline I saw was them wanting another baby?
Also: Jlo and Bradley Cooper? NOOOOOOOO!

I watch Teen Mom. I watched these girls as 16 and pregnant. Farrah took the longest to grow on me because she was a spoiled brat who didn't seem to want to own up to the new responsibility a baby brought upon her. Also, who talks to their mom like that? This whole leaving baby with mom to go to college thing has me torn. I don't see why she needs to move to Florida, but I could see how taking the baby would set her up to fail. We'll have to keep an eye on this and see how it goes...
Also: Justin and Jessica - wedding? When did they get back together?

I am not even sure I can comment on this. It's plain trash.
Also: UGH, stop showing the Jlo and Bradley photo! I can't take it! I just don't like her...

Really? Miserable already? How is that possible? I mean if Kourtney can make it work with that dillhole Scott, surely she can be happy for at least a month with Kris.
Also: Oh man, Ali Lohan looks baaaaaaaaaaaad.

Again, we can put up with Scott and go through all those things with him, but Kris gets no chance? This is just malarky.
Also: Poor Cameron Diaz.. I think she can do better than A-Rod.

I saved this for last... I don't watch this show. I refuse. This is just plain awful. These little girls are being made into hellions who will later turn into slutty young women who feel entitled to everything. Dressing one girl up as Julia Robert's Hooker chick in Pretty Woman... REALLY? Sexy dances? SERIOUSLY? These are little girls! They should be playing barbie and having sleep overs. Living through your children is unacceptable.

Once again - don't forget - GIVEAWAY!

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9 comments:

Donald said...

1. J-Lo and Bradley Cooper...no no no no.

2. WTF-ever at Justin Timberlake getting married anytime soon - there hasn't been any scuttlebutt about that.

3. Why the heck would she have to go all the way to Florida for college? Ignant.

4. Love how OK! has the sticker "Only in OK!" about the J-Lo Cooper date...as if every other magazine doesn't have it too (as if it even happened).

5. Haaaaaaaate the baby beauty queens entire Thing.

At some point these magazines are undermining their credibility...

Anonymous said...

I saw an article online last week that said "Toddlers & Tiaras" might be cancelled. Good riddance.

Libby's Life said...

I gotta say I with you on the JLo thing!! I do NOT like her at all... and I love Bradley Cooper what is he thinking?! And Kim is just an attention seeker!!!!!

Hi, I'm Missy! said...

I watcherd Toddlers in Tiaras once and found it quite funny that all these pagent moms are highly unattractive? Hmmmmm!

Diane Haynes said...

J'LO and a Bradley Cooper baby. Wow.

Unknown said...

I love this I feel all caught up on everything I need (want) to know! Keep it up!

Caren with a "C" said...

Happy SITS Day! Just looking around your blog. Where did you get the blogging bib your baby is wearing on the SITS website?

Such sensationalism in these mags and so sad that children are being profited off of in a very bad way. The gal in the orange looks like she is in a prison jump suit!

mypixieblog said...

JLo and B-Cooper makes me cringe, too, but primarily because I have the hots for him and can't STAND her. UGH. She's just too... vain.

I refuse to watch toddlers and tiaras for the same reason. It's just all sorts of wrong. Have you ever seen the movie "Little Miss Sunshine"? Heartwarming movie that kinda touches on this whole pageantry thing. But I just can't stand to see moms living vicariously through their young ones. The spray tans? Fake teeth? HOOKER CLOTHING? Yikes.

Also, KK needs to leave my screen and all these mag covers asap. Why is she famous?!

Unknown said...

I found that bib at Target! It makes me laugh when he wears it. You guys are so funny!